Miss Congeniality-Beauty tips from back stage

Beauty Pagent Queens are definitely not style icons! Its all too contrived and over the top, it does serve a purpose, but plastic, try -hard  beauty is just not appealing anymore! Even the orange faced, beauty-counter divas are toning it down to become less obvious, which is a shame because the department store cosmetic counter was like a cheaper version of Madam Tussards at one point, consisting of lots of waxy faced women, who couldn't move their faces!

The one thing that we can congratulate the Beauty Queens for is their old school beauty tips that are relevant to us and don't worry it doesn't consist of sparkly laguna blue eyeshadow and coral sunset lipstick Hoorah!! -Here's a few for you-  

Tip 1 -Apply Hemroid cream to get rid of bags under your eyes (be careful with this one as reports have said it can also thin your skin so not recommending it)

Tip 2- For a bum lift, spray a little water on your tights before you put them on and it will instantly lift your buttocks!

Tip 3- If you don't have perfect teeth put vaseline on them to fill in any cracks or gaps 

Tip 4- Buff your lips with an old tooth brush to get smooth perfect lips

Tip 5- Before an event or night out do at least 50 sit ups to make your stomach tight before you leave the house.